May 2013
blinkingkills:
i have a question, like does donald trump have a small penis or something? like, is all the money in the world and a huge television presence not enough to cure the fact that his penis is tiny, he has to twitter attack anyone who badmouths him? like if i was as rich as him everyone could call me a fuckface all they wanted and it would not change the fact that I can’t hear your...
bishopsorphan:
Fuck you, Microsoft Word. The passive voice can be used if I want it to.
April 2013
lampghost:
forge a sword out of the few things you like about yourself and slay the fuck out of your low self-esteem, tear it to the ground and build anew, create a new self-esteem city with a great fucking economy
weatherall:
optimistic-red-velvet-walrus:
therapsida:
aLSO UH EARTHA KITT HAD A THREESOME WITH JAMES DEAN AND PAUL NEWMAN I’M GOING TO FUCKING DISINTEGRATE ARE YOU KIDDING
‘Other seeming reliable sources include Eartha Kitt, who summed up her bedroom romp with the twosome of Newman and Jimmy Dean, saying “white boys are so delicious.”’
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD also dying of jealousy for...
agentotter:
islandofmisfitt0ys:
deviantfemme:
pratfall:
how to dress for your shape: are you human-shaped? play up your natural sex appeal by wearing whatever the fuck you want
Life Tip: As the weather gets warmer, continue to wear whatever the fuck you want. Flaunt everything or keep it cool under cover. Dress to make yourself feel rad.
how to get a bikini body: put a bikini on your...
greenkneehighs:
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#the main reason we need to invent a time machine: #to make out with hot people throughout history #the rest is just gravy
