I am almost peeing myself laughing right now, and Jack is looking at me like I’ve lost my mind. I read him the joke and everything, and he doesn’t seem to appreciate the humour.
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP I just laughed so hard I almost snorted tea everywhere.
i have a question, like does donald trump have a small penis or something? like, is all the money in the world and a huge television presence not enough to cure the fact that his penis is tiny, he has to twitter attack anyone who badmouths him? like if i was as rich as him everyone could call me a fuckface all they wanted and it would not change the fact that I can’t hear your insults over my pool of hundred dollar bills