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zamboni-whisperer:

nudiemuse:

lilithlaquim:

I am almost peeing myself laughing right now, and Jack is looking at me like I’ve lost my mind. I read him the joke and everything, and he doesn’t seem to appreciate the humour.

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP I just laughed so hard I almost snorted tea everywhere.

XD FOREVER

zamboni-whisperer:

nudiemuse:

lilithlaquim:

I am almost peeing myself laughing right now, and Jack is looking at me like I’ve lost my mind. I read him the joke and everything, and he doesn’t seem to appreciate the humour.

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHP I just laughed so hard I almost snorted tea everywhere.

XD FOREVER

(Source: lizardking90)

blinkingkills:

i have a question, like does donald trump have a small penis or something? like, is all the money in the world and a huge television presence not enough to cure the fact that his penis is tiny, he has to twitter attack anyone who badmouths him?  like if i was as rich as him everyone could call me a fuckface all they wanted and it would not change the fact that I can’t hear your insults over my pool of hundred dollar bills